What Makes a Good Girl Go Bad?
Well was it something that she ate
Or something she caught from a pet
Or could it be caused by something
That they ain't discovered yet
Before they turn the lights out
Before we end this show
Before you people all go home
There's something I gotta know
It's something that's been puzzling me
A riddle for the ages
You'll find it in the comic books
And in truck-stop novels' pages
It all started out in grade school
Before she was full grown
Talkin' to those other girls
For hours on the phone
But now she's all grown up
She's got a new disguise
With high heels on those feet
And mascara on those eyes! Oh...
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What makes a good girl go bad?
What makes them get all dressed up
In miniskirts of plaid
A little girl could catch a cold
The way that she was clad. Oh tell me
What makes a good girl go bad
Well some girls are nice
And some girls are mean
Some girls are dirty
And some girls are clean
Some girls are princesses
And some girls are queens
But there's something 'bout those girls
That are stuck there in-between
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What makes a good girl go bad?
What makes them make all the men
Give up everything they have
Oh, they claim that they don't like it
But you know they're kinda glad.
So tell me what makes a good, little girl go so bad?
She's a bad little girl
She wasn't born that way
Yeah, something must've happened
That made her go astray
Now daddy's bought a shotgun
To keep the wolves at bay
But he's runnin' outta ammo
And they just won't go away! Oh...
Chorus:
What makes a good girl go bad?
What makes her do all the things
That make her parents mad
The Bible says is isn't right
To anger Mom and Dad. So tell me
What makes a good girl go bad?
She's a bad, bad, bad little girl
Yeah a bad, bad, bad little girl
Ain't nothin' better in the whole wide world
Than a bad, bad, bad little girl