Alien Death Ray
Well my prize cow got killed by an alien death ray
Little green men took my girlfriend away
Now I ain't got nothin' to show at the fair
No girl and a steer cooked to medium rare
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Well little green men took my girlfriend away
I swear what I'm singin' is true
They'll fly into your town, they'll cut your cattle down
And they'll take your girl away from you
A blinding white light was all that a saw
It came from out of the sky
Now I got no girl and now I got no cow
All I can do is sit here and cry
I ain't got nothin' "gainst them little green spacemen
I just wanna see my Linda Lou
And if they bring her back I promise to throw them
An ol' fashioned Texas barbeque
(Chorus)